Autumn In Tennessee - The Spot Where I Was Engaged
Monday, September 13, 2010
Public Toilets
Can someone please tell me what it is about public toilets that turns females into the most disgusting human beings on Earth? I truly don't understand what the problem is. Does everyone but me hover above the toilet at home and urinate all over the seat? I think not. Why do you have such a fear of public toilets? Do you still believe you can catch an STD from a toilet seat? Here's a little information for you. The S in STD stands for SEXUALLY, not SITTING on a public toilet!!!!!! I've known a few ladies in my lifetime who have been unfortunate enough to contract a sexually transmitted disease, and, let me tell you something, not one freakin' one of them got it from a dirty toilet seat!!! I do truly believe that if someone has a ring worm or scabies on her butt cheek, then you have a right to NOT sit on a public toilet seat. I even appreciate your not doing so. The rest of you are just nasty. Use the liners provided, or invest in a container of Clorox wipes for your purse. The least you could do is wipe the seat after you urinate on it. Unless a jellyfish decides to sting me on my butt cheek, I do not need your urine on my backside. If you can't deal with sitting on a public toilet, keep your dribbling, nasty butt at home, or buy a pack of depends.
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Hahaha! You crack me up!
ReplyDeleteThat's just disgusting, Sherri...that's what makes it funny! Thanks for the chuckles!
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